Alton Towers speedo ban
The Alton Towers theme park has banned ‘Speedos’ and other tight swimming trunks on the grounds of taste. The theme park bosses said that the ban would prevent embarrassment after several men wore the trunks during the recent hot weather – however they did not say whose blushes they would be sparing with the ban (fellow visitors or the wearer?). They are more suited to Spain than Staffordshire said a spokesman.